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I wanna break apart my heart
Glue the pieces to my car
Crash it into a wall
I don’t want to feel at all
I want to break apart my heart
Douse it in gasoline
So the fire burns clean
Flick a cigarette like that movie Con Air
Doused in gasoline
I want to pick up the pieces
And plant them in the ground
When a tree grows there
I want to chop that tree down
Build it into a boat
And float it in a lake
And with dynamite
I will explode that thing
That makes me make mistakes
what i hear when i listen to gotta be you
omg i just spit out my smoothie
i was like…… than i was like hahah
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My desktop wallpaper.
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Como desactivar un gato
“How to deactivate a cat”
For those that are like “what?” it is instinct for a cat to stop moving when picked up by the scruff of the neck, as that’s how a mother cat gets her kittens places.
good
she’s not holdin me anymore
i can stand up now
This is the “how to deactivate a cat” thing that I have been telling everybody ever about. ISN’T IT PRECIOUS?
I wonder if this would work for vets trying to keep cats still to give them medicine…
God bless the nervous system.
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